A MUM was mortified when her son’s school rang to say he had been handing out penis-shaped chocs.
Louise More, learned five-year-old Luke had raided an Ann Summers advent calendar she bought for a pal.
He emptied all 24 chocs into his bag then generously dished them out in the playground.
Louise, 28, of Wallsend, Tyneside, said: “A teacher called me on Tuesday and said she needed to speak to me as Luke had been giving his friends chocolate.
“I didn’t see a problem as I thought it showed that he was kind and caring but the teacher said ‘No, you don’t understand. They are chocolate-shaped willies’.
“I nearly died of embarrassment. I don’t think any kids know what they were but the school has to be careful because of allergies.
“The teacher was great though. We had a laugh about it.”
Mum-of-five Louise said Luke later confessed to raiding the £5 calendar. She added: “He’s quite a boy but his heart is in the right place.”
Louise wrote online: “How’s everyone’s day going, better than mine I hope.”
After explaining what happened she added: “Why do these kids do this to me!”
Kirsten Gould wrote back: “I’m a teacher and a couple of years ago, I was teaching the topic “people who help us.”
“I had a 7 year old whose dad was in the police. I invited him to stand up and tell us what his dad did.
“He told us his dad loved using his handcuffs – sometimes on criminals but mostly cuffing his mummy to the bed!!!!!
“That lunchtime, the staffroom was in stitches!”
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